http://wallychamp.com/pw/

seriously, all we did was added the “pw” but its cool.  It’s still the same content, but we are starting all over which I must say, is totally awesome!

I would recommend having an updated virus scanner or firewall to prevent the bloodhound virus.  It’s not bad but you don’t want it hanging around on your computer.

If this means I post only one a day because of the ridiculously slow upload (Fuck you Adobe), I might as well make it count.  OLIVIA WILDE IN GQ ITALY!  Where mustaches and pizza is always in season.

Sorry about the low quality picture but it’s Olivia Wilde, which instantly makes the pictures high quality.

*Update I can’t upload pictures.  Freaking stupid!  I have a suspicion this was done by somebody to hurt us but than I think, why would anybody hurt us when I find amazing pictures of hot chicks all the time. The internet is a ridiculous place sometimes.

You can check out the photo shoot at egotastic.com

Fuck you NBC! There is a reason why Jay’s 10 pm show didn’t work. Because nobody cares for talk shows anymore.  It is showing in the ratings that all talk shows have taken a dip in numbers.  Bringing Leno back to a later time does not make sense because his audience are older people.  What makes you think this will improve ratings?  Or is it that you are afraid Leno will go to another network.  Howard Stern was right, Leno is a backstabber and he should just bow out.  Conan is a great guy but he shouldn’t let that type of shit go on.

I”m a huge fan of Conan O’Brien and he doesn’t deserve this from NBC and Leno.  He should leave NBC if they try to pull this, or just sit at home and accept paychecks until his contract runs out.

I’m not going to lie to you, I don’t approve of what Tiger did, but I understand.  Hahahahah!  Oh that’s going to make my female friends mad at me for a week.  Well it’s true, you got to think about it.  Tiger got married at 28.  Now it’s not as bad as Kobe or Lebron who got married right away when they got into the NBA, but its still way too young.  As a young, single, and rich man, he should have been enjoying the single life and fucking hot chicks.  It’s just nuts to me that young people want to get married so early just so they can have kids and fuck up everything in their life.  Now if you want to get married, cool.  Do it, but don’t have kids.  Next thing you know, you can’t travel, you can’t do all the funnest shit in the world because its not appropriate around the kids.  Ugh…

I think I have a point in here somewhere…. oh yes, if you plan on fucking women left and right, don’t get married.  Stay in one of those domestic partnerships so when you break up, you break up.  When you get caught in a marriage, the law steps in and takes all your shit away.  In a domestic partnership, you just break up.  Tiger fucked up by getting married when he was planning to keep fucking.  Should he have kept cheating and never get caught, than he’s probably the smartest guy in the world.  I have seen many men go down in flames because they thought their game was air tight.  I don’t think my game is even tight but I set the record straight if I don’t take a chick seriously.  But if you want to get married, than don’t cheat.  I’m a guy that keeps my word, and if I’m crazy enough to get married, than I’ll keep my word.  But if I’m not taking you serious and its all for good times, than don’t expect me to be the monogamous man of your dreams.

My prediction and I’m saying it here, LeBron James will be next to get caught up.  He got married at 19, and his girl tricked him and got pregnant.  I understand he should have been more careful, but it’s her body.  LeBron, learn from Tiger now, and game plan your moves when shit goes down.  Because Tiger running away and hiding is a horrible plan.  He should have kept playing, smiling, and fucking bitches.

These debt collectors are getting hostile and people are being threatened.  I remember when I was younger and I had a empty house right by me.  I ordered a bunch of CD’s from Columbia House and sent them to that house.  Than a couple weeks later, I saw this debt collector in front of the house and checked on it.  I laughed so hard watching him check an empty house.  HAR HAR HAR!  I hope you are reading this bitch, I got your CD’s son, for free!  Fuck you.

I sat in front of my television set, arms folded with an angry look, blaming Kobe for Shaq leaving, but I slowly became a fan of him….. a MAJOR fan.  The essence of Kobe quickly grew over me.  The man was clutch, he was dangerous.  I saw his 81 points.  I saw Kobe hit buzzer beaters.  I saw teams frustrated at the shots he was able to make.   But most importantly, I saw Kobe become a man.

Now has Kobe gained Mike status?  Absolutely…. in his own right.  But that’s going to be an argument that will keep going.  I, rather than arguing about the comparison, will be enjoying the growing legend of Kobe Bryant this season.

Also on a side note, do you notice the super cool tweed tie Kobe is sporting in the first picture?  That tie is dope!

For more pictures and article on Kobe, you can check it out at GQ.com.

Photo Credit: Peggy Sirota / GQ

I wrote a post on HUF x Nike SB Blazer Premium awhile back praising the subtle stitching and simple design.  Being that today is HUF”s 20% off everything sale, I went down to Fairfax Los Angeles looking to grab a pair on sale.  Acourse, HUF only had sizes 12 and 13 left which probably means skaters and hipsters are not athletic football basketball type of guys.

Luckily for some reason, the Supreme store across the street had the HUF’s.  It must have been a neighborly gesture because I seriously thought only HUFSF and HUFLA would have those.

I also got a close up glimpse of the Nike SB Stefan Janoski boat shoe style and I must say, they were not up to par with my expectations.  The style of it cool, but if I were to get those, I would probably stay with the fabric material rather than the water proof style.  But, if I was into boating (which I’m not because of my lack aquatic maneuvering skills) and having sex with white women (yes please!) than I would sport the boat shoes.

My little adventure today also led me to come up with a definite uniform for hipsters.  You have to wear very tight pants and be able to sag them.  Your body must be unfit meaning you have never touched a ball that was used for recreational sports (basketball, football, baseball).  Then the most important aspect of being a hipster, if you are in a group of your kind, one person must have an SLR camera.  If you are caught in this, than if you look down the street you might see me laughing at you.

70 years ago, 9 college leaders and 1200 students rallied against the Nazis only to end up in concentration camps.

Damn those Krautz!

“THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR BEERs…and our pongs, and our  hot college chicks….”

“don’t forget weed…”

“Oh yeah definitely, we can’t forget about pot.  How about coke?… No… no… oh I see some yeses.  Yeah, yeah, definitely can’t take away our coke.  We can use that to sprinkle it on our weed and women.”

In case you missed the Angels-Red Sox game 3 today, you can check it out here.

Now this is the law and granted, everybody must be dealt with the same way.  But here is the problem.  It took them one full day of me trying to explain to them that he gets seizures and needs a medical facility near by in case something happens.  One whole day to transfer to a better facility.  It took me to make a plea to the front office cop to say, “Do they know about your father’s medical condition?”  “No, that’s what I have been trying to tell you since yesterday morning!”  Really cops?  Do you have a shut off button to anybody that is trying to explain information that you should probably listen to?  Than my father calls up and says that the policeman transferring told him that he was taking him home, building up his hopes.  Now I’m sure he misheard because of his poor English speaking skills but if this is true, shame on those cops.

But that doesn’t end there.  I have tried all morning to get in contact with the cops handling the file.  This is my conclusion, nobody picks up the phone, returns call, and loves to play ignorant to the situation.  I haven’t heard one instance of the cops in Pomona defending anybody.  Even when I was robbed at gunpoint in my own home, all the cops did was arrived like a gang they are, found nothing, and made asshole remarks about my brother’s supposed gang relations and my tattoos.

People that put these “public defenders” on a higher pedestal should understand that this is their job.  It’s their job to prevent crime, its their job to arrive when you need help.  They don’t do it because they want too.  They do it because they have too.  Even when I was in the military, I resented the fact that people put me on such a high pedestal.  I was just doing my job and seriously if I can get out of it, I would.  All these cops do in Pomona is arrest people, hand out tickets, and make sure they get discounts and perks through out the city.

The Pomona Police Department is the biggest piece of shit department I have ever seen.  Every year they demand raises even when the city does not have money.  This incident of throwing a old man in jail for three whole days and leaving the issue to the judge when this could have been avoided if the cop would have listened and take a look at his medical record.  But no, he wanted to get home and leave the issue to the courts.  I’m pretty sure he won’t even show up to the hearing which tells me, they got what they wanted.  My father will pay court, sheriff fees, and fines while the cop goes out and hunt down more innocent civilians and try to wrangle out more cash out of their pockets.  Fuck you Pomona PIGs Department and if you want to say this is just a personal gripe, than so be it.  But never in my life, have I even had one good experience with cops.

You entertain your dates by allowing them something to look at rather than the television set or your wall while you are preparing a roofie colata.  So when you sit down, this allows you to be closer to them when you are both looking at the photos.  This is something I learned very early on.  Give them something to look at that requires you to sit close in case she got questions.  Turning the television on for your date is like entertaining a kid.  You’ll get caught up in both staring at the television set rather than secretly nudging your elbow into her boobs.

So what kind of book should you get?  Room 23 shows celebrities in these very sexy pictures.  Its not perverted, women actually love looking at celebrities and talking about them.  Plus with Marisa Miller in it, you might as well get it because she is freaking hot.  I did a post on Hayden Panatierre a couple weeks back that also appears in this book.

You can buy the book now at Amazon for only $67.

via Egotastic!

Now the idea that Mayweather is scared of fighting a natural welterweight which is proposed by Max Kellermen is bullshit.  Mayweather never fought Sugar Shane because of the difference in weight and the fact that Mosley just barely got back into it by beating Margarito.  I would love to see a Pacquiao-Mayweather fight because these two different styles will lead into a great fight.  A Mosley-Mayweather fight will only feature two counter-punchers dancing around the ring.  So hopefully, Pacquiao dominate Cotto this October and we get the fight we want to see.

Here is where it all happens:

Besides the obvious, you will notice my physical spam mail, my beach blanket, my money cat, and my 5 lbs weights that keep me fit.

This guy’s wife smoked two packs a day for 50 years and then dies. Money is not going to bring back this old man’s wife back. His wife picked up smoking and just had to pay the price.

Pictured below is obviously not the old fart’s wife

Source: CNN

I said it once and I’m going to say it again, Angelina Jolie is the hottest woman alive!  Yes she disappeared because of all those damn kids (which is admirable of what Angelina is doing), and she’s out there doing UN stuff, but must I remind you of the movie Wanted!  Did you see that ass?!  She didn’t even have to appear nude, the way she look shooting those guns were freaking hot!

People want to make comparisons between her and Megan Fox.  Why?  Just be happy that we have two freaking hot women,which not only are very sexual, but very good actors…. well Megan is still kind of monotone but she’ll learn.  She likes to draw though and can probably kick all these so called actresses asses out there ie. Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene.  Stupid releasing nude photos of yourself and calling your lawyers.  If Megan had nude photos leaked (hopefully it happens), I bet you she wouldn’t care.  She’ll probably call us pervs but she wouldn’t get Johnny Law on us.

Picture via Popoholic

Other than that, Vanessa shouldn’t be embarrassed of these photos.  She is freakin’ hot!  More photos at the link below.

And all of this for that guy on the button!  I will give you a handshake when I meet you sir.

Update Update!!! We got the threat and we decided to take it down.  Sorry, I’m pretty sure the other big sites still have them.  Once people threaten us with the law, we erase all evidence of where we got them.

I’ll agree, yes it is scummy to post private nude pictures of somebody else and I don’t blame Vanessa for being mad.  But, her computer wasn’t hacked.  It was either somebody that was around her got them, or she released them for one day to get people excited about her.  Now I would normally say “Why would anybody do that”, than I answer “Hollywood people”.  These people get married, break up, date certain people for their image and that’s total bullshit.

As for her claim that because she took those pictures herself at 17, Vanessa is threatening child pornography.  Really?!  Child pornography is despicable, but seriously.  Child?!  Get the fuck outta here.  Those pictures were taken by yourself and you chose the outfits.  But according to the law, if you are under 18, than we can assume you are a retard.

So who am I mad at?  Not Vanessa, she’s just defending herself.  I don’t blame her.  What I do hate out of all this is the law because it’s always one step behind science and social progress.  And I hate as always, I refuse to watch them, TMZ.

They are so full of shit.  “We turned them down” trying to make themselves the standard of good ethics in harassing and making fun of people.  The only reason they turned them down because TMZ is the best target when it comes to lawsuits.

So do I regret posting the pictures?  Hell no, hot chick like Vanessa in the nude?!  C’mon, I’m going to share it with my friends.  You can say I’m trashy, or an asshole for doing it, I’m going to tell you, “I like naked women.”

"Hello Johnny Law, I have just shot myself in the thigh..."

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I would never thought in a million years, that somebody can go to jail for years because they shot themselves in the thigh.  It’s not like he pulled the trigger, he just wore it loosely in his track pants while at the club.  I don’t blame Plaxico for carrying a gun, people are always looking to rob celebrity athletes.

Think about it, we put these guys on spotlight and talk about their multi-million dollar contracts and cars, basically painting a red bulls eye on them.  We don’t know it, but we are the ones that put these guys in danger.  We meaning the ones that constantly put them in the spotlight, and the ones that decide to rob these guys.  So when they carry guns, I understand why.  If Plaxico was not in danger, than why would he carry one?  Now carrying it in his track pants, that have no belt loops, that’s just retarded.

Source:  ESPN

I remember last season when Vince have hit rock bottom.  E was fired and Ari couldn’t come through which means good television.  Our favorite characters were struggling out of their elements.  Vince could have spent the season break in Queens, or taking small parts.  It would have been something that the Vince character could have used…but no.  He lands the lead role in Scorcese’s movie!  Talk about throwing away opportunities.

But the fun doesn’t stop there….no sir!  Let’s make everybody on the team more douchy.  Second biggest crap character development is Turtle.  Yes I know Jerry Ferrara is dating Jamie-Lynn Sigler, but c’mon.  Turtle is not meant to date Jamie on the show, I’m sorry.  He’s suppose to fail in everything he does, and once in a while, he’ll land some luck.  Now they decided to not only make Turtle lucky, but they made him the most FUCKIN’ luckiest asshole in the world.  He gets a hand job from Jamie-Lynn on the plane, dates her, and gets two Ferrari’s for his birthday!  His character has not only lost all interest, but he has become a huge douche bag.  How so?  Let’s look back a couple episodes.

Remember when Turtle was talking shit about how Seth Rogen is ugly?  Isn’t that the most douchy shit you ever heard?  For a dude to sit around with his friends, talking about how ugly Seth is.  Fuck that!  A man should never sit around talking about how ugly another guy is.  Now it’s not the actor’s fault for turning his character into a douche, it’s the writers.  This year’s writers not only have something against Rogen, but they have no idea of an antagonist/protagonist.  How ironic when they had Scorsese as a guest star and his main base of storytelling is thee “antagonist-protagonist”.

Now not all things are bad.  Ari’s surrounding story arc of Andrew Klein and Lloyd is making the show “half-sucks”.  Piven is carrying the show on his back.  He’s hilarious and at the same time, admirable.  He despises Klein’s cheating behavior, he has become a mentor for E and Turtle, and he is giving Lloyd a chance for promotion.  Now I’m pretty sure Lloyd will get it, but Ari making it difficult is what good television is all about.  Conflict.  Its how it is in life, and how it should be on television.

So this upcoming Sunday after watching another flat episode of Entourage, ask yourself, “What was the point of tonight’s episode?”  It took me years to finally realize what was even the point of the show.  4 Emmy nomination this year doesn’t seem right for a show that has no point.