Man, I feel like going to the beach!

Oh oh oh, I believe Bobby Hundreds recently wrote about his appreciation for T.I.T.S.’s wonderful use of women in their designs while criticizing the uptight street fashion designers that treats their line way too seriously.  I have been saying that for a while but the main difference between me and Bobby is that he actually designs clothes while I just sit on my ass and critique fashion.  So that means, if Bobby says something, you better be motherfuckin’ listening.  If I say something, you should probably check my sources.

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Loud & Obnoxious are making their Agenda Trade show debut this year in Huntington Beach, CA.  To celebrate this momentous occasion, they launched a campaign featuring Shay Maria!  Totally awesome.  For more info and to set up an appointment with L & O, you can check out swagsyndicate.com.

They will be releasing more previews starting next week.

Here is the video for you people that hate still pictures.

Holy moly I would ravish all these chicks… at the same time! I would probably have to figure out a way to get my feet involved.

Holy moly.  This is the chick that promised she would run nude through South Africa if Paraguay wins the World Cup.  Check out more pics at egotastic.com

Nice!  Bikini lookbooks are always worth checking out at karmaloop.com

Oh man, I seriously hope this movie doesn’t suck.

‘The Geisha’ from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

I believe she is having a two-minute orgasm.

Photo credit: Markus Klinko & Indrani / Complex

I don’t care much for Complex or KAWS but I do like Lindsay Lohan. Even though the video below is horrible because Lindsay is bombarded by KAWS, it is still worth the look. How so? It was pretty fun to look for Lindsay’s ankle bracelet, like Where’s Waldo.

Check out the rest of her photoshoot at complex.com

You know what also feels good against your skin Miranda? Me.

Photo credit: Peggy Sirota/GQ

I LOVE EMMA STONE!!!!! Emma Stone was cute in Superbad, really hot in The House Bunny, and fucking drop dead sexy in Zombieland.  She is featured in GQ’s comedy issue doing some comedic type of pictures. GQ should definitely do some sexy ones with her but these will do for now. Any high res pictures of Emma Stone is welcomed here.

Check out more of her pictorial and the Funny or Die video at GQ.com

I love you Miranda.

Holy moly Hilo Chen is the man!  I bet you he sits around making these types of paintings all day.  Check out Hilo Chen’s work at artnet.com

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The things I would do to marry Marisa Miller. Yes you heard it, if I get married, it would be Marisa.

Photo credit: Howard Wise/Egotastic!

Holy moly she is hot!  Check out more at egotastic.com

I don’t know about that dude’s underwear, but I’m pretty sure he’s gay.  You would have to restrain my hands, face, and crotch from ravishing Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.  Check out the rest of sexiest couple slideshow at GQ.com

Photo credit: Carter Smith/GQ

In Wally Champ news, I will not be using NSFW anymore. I will now refer to not suitable for work content as “Boner Jams”. I will give you guys 6 months to follow on. If you are new to the site and ended up getting fired because you did not understand “Boner Jams”, than sorry. We have no money to pay for your lawsuit.

Revok x Keegan Gibbs x TITS from Keegan Gibbs Personal on Vimeo.

I love you Marisa.  You have to be one of the baddest woman on the planet.  Check out more at FHM.com

Hey!  It’s Eggs from True Blood!

You remember when I said if shorts’ lengths above the knees would lead to a fashion trend of thongs for men?  Well I was using the “appeal to probability” method of reason.  It’s basically the downhill fallacy that if this happens then this will happen.  A common strategic tool of argument used by the Republicans…. Zing!  (I just cashed in my only political zinger card for the year).

Well GQ is promoting the shorter shorts, which I can’t follow because of my bright white thighs.  I don’t see how Eggs can hold back a boner with the very hot Emanuela DePaula crawling over him.

Check out the other cool beach short styles and pictures of Emanuela with Eggs at GQ.com.

Holy moly this chick is bad!  Check out the rest of her pictorial at egotastic.com