Rather than watching the 100 actors parade in that Valentine’s Day movie fiasco, you can tell your girlfriend how you really feel, the Vietnamese prostitute way. EM CHIEU! EM CHIEU! Watch Full Metal Jacket if you didn’t understand that last one.

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